Thursday, August 30, 2007
This is funny...
When asked about how to defeat R. Federer in the US Open, some famous ppl have these to say and more:
WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO, heavyweight boxing champion and a friend of Federer's:
...check in the hotel next room to Roger and make all the possible noise in the room that he couldn't sleep. Don't let him get any sleep, and steal his luggage and his rackets so that he couldn't play.
You can kiss his girlfriend, and maybe he'd get jealous, you know, he'd get upset and whatever.
JELENA JANKOVIC, third-ranked player on the WTA Tour:
Oh, gosh, I don't know how I could beat him. I guess I would have to tie his legs together so he couldn't move. If that didn't work, I would wear a short skirt, and hopefully that would distract him.
DIEGO AYALA, professional coach who, as a player in 1996, defeated Federer at the Coffee Bowl juniors tournament in Costa Rica:
Create a roadblock so he cannot get to the tournament. I'm thinking maybe blocking both exits of the Midtown Tunnel while he is in it.
RICHARD WILLIAMS, father and coach of Venus and Serena Williams:
There's only three ways to beat Roger Federer. You first pay him enough money not to show up — that's the first thing you do. If he turns that down, then you try your best to get a baseball bat and break his leg because he runs so fast. Now, if he gets away from you, then the next one is, honestly, is just to sit like I do and watch him play, then you can beat anyone just sitting in the stands because you never miss a shot. Those are the only three ways I know you can beat Roger Federer.
posted by winz at 12:42 PM