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Wednesday, August 31, 2005
crap stories... (part 1)
remember i once told u that there's a forum that we created for our own little discussions and talk cock sessions here in japan?
well recently there's this really crappy guy (most of the time the not-funny kind of crap) who joined the forum... (well on a sidenote, he has a virus named after him)...
so anyways, he began writing crappy stories, which i must admit, is so ridiculous that it tickles me at times... hehe... so will post it up here for u guys to read... if u all find it boliao, pls dun flame me *holds up anti-flame shield*, flame the original author instead... hehe
must disclaim first as well - i am no way as good as he said.. he is fond of saying the opposite of the truth lah.. in the stories, he depicted me as an invincible table tennis player, but in truth, i damn laoya one, and he's the one who's the best among all of us... also, any grammar or spelling errors are originally made by him.. hehe.. so long me dun bother vetting through ;p
here it goes...
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In the gym 29th August 2005
Ichiwaru: I sense strong aura here!
Winz: This guy display a strong "qi" too.
Eyes met and without words, the two guys picked up their weapons (table tennis bat).
Time passed....
Ichiwaru: You are good. It have been quite a long time since someone can take more than 20 strokes from me.
Winz: You mean the match already begin? I am just starting to warm up.
Ichiwaru: What!!! You arrogant fool!
Ichiwaru uses 悪狼剣術(waruroukenjutsu). The ball spins with high speed in the anticlockwise direction.
Winz: (Thinking) A direct hit from this ball might be fatal. I need to slow down the ball first.
Winz uses "u Gu Jiu Jian" (独孤九剣), Stroke number 3. The ball just moved around his bat. Everyone was stunned. This stroke uses the pressure developed around the atmosphere to control the ball, hence the ball never touches the bat and suddenly, in a split seconds, with a swing, the ball hit the end of the opponent table. It was a nice move.
Ichiwaru: I have never failed to win using this stroke before. You are the first to be able to counter it.
Winz: Hahaha. That is because you have never meet people who uses taichi.
Ichiwaru face turned red. Winz still in his relaxed mode, prepared for another stroke.
Ichiwaru: Is it? I dun believe what you say.
The fighting scale of Ichiwaru rises up by another 3 times.
Ichiwaru: Try this then! Hey....ya.
Using the same technique, but with more strength the ball spinned violently.
Winz: (Thinking) The previous move will not work on this. The pressure created will not be able to smooth the ball. Looks like I need to use some "neili" 内力.
Taking a deep breath, "ai Yun Zhang"(排云掌) is used to "catch" the ball. No matter how fast the speed of the ball is, it seemed that the ball stopped in the mid-air. No, it did not stop. A closer look at it, show that the ball just slowed down, or if you look at it in another way, you can say that time of the region where the ball exists seemed to have slowed down. Effortlessly, the ball was returned to the opponent.
Stunned by the effect, nobody realised when the ball hit the opponent side. And, another score for winz. Note that the ball is completely "destoryed" after hitting the opponent table. Only dust can be seen in the empty air.
Winz: Enough of your childplay. Now is my turn. With a new ball, the final blow that dealt out from winz is "Sui liu Shi" (水流勢). At the instant this move is used, sound of fluid seemed to be heard. Splitted images of the ball seemed to occured. The ball splitted into 5 pieces ....
Ichiwaru: ... Which is the real one?
Without much thought, Ichiwaru uses "kagebunshin" 影分身 in an attempt to hit all the ball, but, all the balls seemed to be imaginary.
Winz: Hahaha. Look at the net.
The ball was spinning directly on the top of the net. Winz blew lightly towards the direction of the net and, in goes the ball.
Ichiwaru: I have to admit defeat!
Winz: It is always lonely to be number 1. How I wish someone can defeat me oneday. Though you look promising, but, you do not have the potential to win me.
Ichiwaru: It is sad to admit, but, what you say is true. No matter how hard I train, there is no way I can defeat you. I admit that you are the champion among the champions.
With a sad expression in his face and a lonely smile, winz walked away from the scene. His head was shaking as he moved...
Winz: (Thinking) There is no way I can improve myself now that no one can ever defeat me. Sigh......
Well, that is the most impressive match I have seen so far. This is what you can expect from the king of table tennis -- winz.
posted by winz at 4:52 PM
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